ನಾನು ಬಂದೆ ..... ನಾನು ನೋಡಿದೆ ..... ನಾನು ಗೆದ್ದೆ - ಭಾಗ - ೨ !!! :)

Namaskara guru  ....... En samaachaara ? Aaraamaagi iddira taane ? Kathe munduvarisokke munche ondu health tip  ........



   A Lot Can Happen Over A Cup Of Coffee  :)

Kaleda bhaagadalli namma "Hudugara Sabheya vichaara"vannu , "Vijayanagara Saamrajya"vannu vivarisi , R.V emba "saraswathi maateya tavaru mane olage" pravesha maaduvudaralli iddvi . Nimma manadaalada tudita nanagu artha aagutte . Innu hechhu hottu nimannu kaaisuvudilla . Neevu nintiruvudu raajyada prathisthitha college-galalli ondaada R.V ya pravesha dwaara-da munde . Illi bandu vyaasaanga maadbeku ennuvudu saaviraaru vidyarthigala -vidyarthiniyara kanasu aagiruttade . Illi baralu avaru pattiruva shrama , maadiruva prayatna helateeradu .Aadre R.V elarannu tanna madilalli ittu poshane maaduvudilla . Kelave adrushthavantaru ( duradrushthavantaru anta aadru helkoli !!! ) maatra avala ( R.Vya ------ Namalli ee taraha kelavudakke sthree linga balasalu namma vyaakarana shaastra anuvu maadi kottide !!! ) bali baralu arharu aagiruttare .

Kelavara prakaara R.V yalli sthaana siguvudu swargadalli ondu sthalavannu khachita padistante !!! Innu kelavara prakaara idu poorvaajita punya-ve sari !!! Aadare nanna prakaara , idu ondu vaividhyathe inda koodiruva ondu " Maaya Loka " . Illi nadeyuva ghatanegalannu nodidamele antu , idu haaruva porake-galu ( broom ) , maataaduva chaaya chitra-galu , kai galiruva gadiyaara muntaada yakshini vastugalu illade iruva " Hogwarts " irbeku endu nanna manassige kalavomme bhaasa-vaaguttade. Haagene illi iruva vyakthigalannu ( " Dare Devil " Mahadevaswamy avara prakaara - "vyakthi" ginta "vyakthithva" emba pada balake hechhu sookta ante ) nodidaagalantu , idu R.K Narayan avara " Malgudi"ginta enu kadime illa endu anisuttade. Irli .....

Banni olage pravesha maadona . Aadre olage hogokke munche ondu kivi maatu . Illi neevu khushi aagi irbeku andre " aa baddi maga - adhrushtha" nimma jotege irbeku ...... Haagaagi naanantu olle samaya , lagna ,muhurtha nodkonde ," Sumuhurtha savadhana , Sulagna savadhana ...... " anta manasinalli helkondu olage baruttene !!!

Antu intu innenu pravesha maadbeku annuvashtaralli , namage bandu odaguva "apashakuna"  .......

Dwaara paalakaru - "Yaaru .... Yaaru nee yaaru ? Ellinda bande yaava ooru ? Torisu ninna ID cardu ...... Illadiddare hinde tiruge hogu " !!!

Beligge inda sanjevaregu  olage baruvavara  ID card pareekshisuvudu , yaava kadeinda vaahanagalu praveshisabeku , yaava kadeinda manushyayaru (!!!)  olage barabeku endu soochisuvude ivara nitya karma. Eetana whistle inda baruva karkasha shabdha kelida mele antu , bus nalli bandidda olle niddeya alpa-swalpa bhaaga enaadaru ulididdare , adu maayavaagi , sampoorna echharike aaguvudu khanditha . Ivara mukhadalli mandahaasa tumbiruvudannu naanu ommeyu nodiye illa . Sadaa gantu mukha haakikondu iruva ivarannu nodidare , kelavaraadaru vaapas hogbeku emba yochane maadiye teerutaare .

Ittichige I.D card jotege college-na "tag" kooda irabeku emba niyama jaarigolisidamelantu , ee dwaara paalakara rampaatakke elle illadantaagide . Namalli kelavaru ee college tag annu "Naayi beltu" endu , kelavaru "Kanthi haara" endu varnisuttare . Intaha "Naayi Belt"annu tandillade bandavaru , ee "Yama doota"rinda paaragalu maaduva hara-saahasa teera haasyaaspada aagiruttade . Adomme ID card tandilla endu tilida takshana nanna geleya , college-na compound haari olage preveshisiruvudu idakke ondu udaaharane ashte !!!

Antu "Naayi beltu" dharisi olle muhurtha-dalli olage bandiddivi  ....... Pravesha maadida koodale , nimage pramukhavaagi eradu "Raaja beedhi", ondu "Kalla rasthe" kaanisuttade ........ Modalane raaja beedhiyu Electronics vibhagada  kadege daari maadi kottare , eradane raaja beedhiyu "Kakkal Saviruchi"emba hesarina namma canteen kadege hoguttade .Halavara prakaara , aa " Kalla rasthe"yu namma Computer Science vibhaagada kadege ondu "Short Cut" daari ....... Ee "kalla rasthe" emba naamakarana hegaitu anta nimage khaditha tilisalebeku !!

Adakku munche namma Kushwanth Singh alalla  Kushwanth Ram bagge eradu maatu - Eeta namma taragathiyalli iruva VIP ( Very Intelligent Person) galalli obba ...... Ivana aa kale tumbida vadana-vannu nodidre , aa "Vinayaka" devare R.V ya namma C section-nalli (sadyakke) avataara yettirabahudu endu nanage aniside ...... Avana "Bulky Stomach" idakke mattondu saakshi ....... Otinalli ivanannu prati baari nodidaagalu , nanna Samskrutha meshtru haasya shaili-yalli haaduttida ee haadu nenapige baruttade .......

Come o' bulky stomach, o' gaNapati,

You are the son of SivA pArvati ||

Riding on a ratoo, belting a serpentoo,

You have the face of an elephantoo,

Come o' bulky stomach, o' gaNapati,

You are the son of SivA pArvati ||

We offer you modaka payasaA,

You are the steno of vEda vyAsA,

Come o' bulky stomach, o' gaNapati,

You are the son of SivA pArvati ||

Please ensure us vigna vinAshA,

You are the guru of exam'nation passA...

Come o' bulky stomach, o' gaNapati,

You are the son of SivA pArvati ||

Gamanisabekada amshavendare , aa Ganapathi ili ( rat )  annu ishta pattare , namma ee  Ganesha-nige  "Tiger" bahala istha .......  Haagaagi namma hudugaru eetanannu preetiyinda , gouravada soochakavaagi  "Tiger" endu sambodhisuttare !!! 

Intaha "Tiger" namma shaikshanika paddhathi bagge , C.S vibhaagada bagge , pareekshe nadesuva vidhaanada bagge halavaaru baari ( sadaa ) asamaadhaanavannu vyakthapadisuvudannu neevu nodabahudu ..... " I didnt know da , CS would be like thissss ....... My IT  branch was far better " ,  " This question paper is shit da ...... Only theory questions and derivations ...... " ,  " Our education system is totally hopeless !!!  " ........ Heege gonagutta iruttane ..... Otinalli  " I was born intelligent , but education ruined me " emba maatige jeevanta udaaharane . Irli .......

Intaha "Bruhaspathi" yodane nanna modala bheti-yannu , naanu mareyuvantilla  ....... Eeta moorane semster-ge hosadaagi namma taragatige bandaaga , namma hududgaru eetana hesarannu " Kushwanth Singh " endu heliddaru . Moorkha-shikhamani aada naanu adannu nambidde . Antu Sardarji jote oduva bhaagya bantalla endu khushi patte . Heege omme , namma Khushwanth Sardar jote  maatadabeku emba khushi-inda ...... 

B S - Hi  Kushwanth ..... Nice to see you in our class .....

Kushwanth - ( Joraagi 32 hallu kaanisuvante raakshasa nagu-vinondige ) Hi ..... Thanks da ..... 

B.S - ( Aatana South Indian accent keli aascharya aitu ) Kushwanth , your mother tongue ?

Kushwanth - Telugu da ..... 

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Kushwanth Singh gu Telugu yaava sambhandha  ? Namma kade idakke " Saabi gu Gokalaasthami gu enu sambandha ? " emba gaade maatu heluttare  ......

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B.S - ( Mattomme ) Telugu  ? 

Kushwanth -  Yea ......

B.S - But your native is Punjab right ? 

Kushwanth - ( Mattomme ee  "Tiger" na 32 hallu kaanuva darshana bhaagya nanage bandu odagitu !!! ) No da .... Andhra Pradesh . I can speak Kannada also ..... 

B.S - Your full name is " Kushwanth Singh " right ?

Kushwanth - Who told da ?  My name is Kushwanth ..... Kushwanth Ram endu 007 shaili-yalli helida ......

Nanna moorkha-tanakke tale baggisi , nagutta allinda  horabande ....... :) Irli .

Intaha " Kushwanth Singh alalla Kushwanth Ram" ge ondu vichitra abhyaasa . Aata mele helida "Short Cut" balasade, ooru suttikondu Department ge baruttane . Ee vichitra-vaada abhyaasa-vannu nodi bahala aascharyavaitu . Eetana bali idara bagge kelalebeku endu nirdharisi .......

B.S - Enayya  kushwanth ,  ee "Short Cut " balasade , yaake ooru suttikondu department ge bartiya ......  Sanje eno time irutte parvaagilla , aadre beligge late aadru saha , yaake ooru suttikondu baruva abhyaasa ?

Kushwanth - ( Mattomme tanna 32 hallu torisi ..... )  Nothing da ..... Haage bandare nanna IT friends meet maadtini . Moreover , nanage " 'Raaja beedhi'-yalli baruva abhyaasane horatu , 'Kalla rasthe' yalli alla  " .

Heege  "Kalla Rasthe" emba naamakarana namma " Kushwanth Singh sorry Kushwanth Ram " avarinda saangavaagi nereveritu .......  :)

Beligge ee mukhya-dwaara da bali , vaarakke kanishtha  mooru baari aadaru " Mangalore Express " Ganesha nannu bheti maadiye teeruttene . Adeno kaakataali -yavo (coincidence) nanage tiliyadu . Naanu college-ge baruva samaya , aata baruva samaya hechhu kadime onde aagiruttade . Navellaru aatanodane , preetiyinda " Enta maaraya Ganesh ? " endu heluvudarinda namma maatu kathe-yannu prarambhisutteve . Aata maataaduva vega " Mangalore Express " train vega-kkinta enu kadime illa anta helidare atishayokthi aagalaaradu !!

Naanu 5-6 vaakyadashthu samaachaara-vannu tilisuvastharalli , aata summaru 20 vaakyadashthu maataadiruttane . Ababba ..... 

Aadre ondu antu satya . Ee " Mangalore Express " jote maatukathe shuru maadida melantu , nanna "Grasping" mattu "Listening" skills galu bahalasthu sudhaariside . Irli ....

Intaha Ganesha "Tulu" bhaasheya forward-galannu avaga-avaga kaluhisi nanage gaabri hattisuttane . 

Omme , naanu college-inda manege bandu sustaagi malagidde , olle nidde baruva taraha mamparu hatittu. Aadare nanna mobile-nalli , "Message Tone " annu "Beap Once" badalige , " Standard " ge ittide . Bantu nodi ondu sandesha !!! Adara jotege aa karkasha shabdha bere ......   Echhara aagoitu .

"One message received " 

" Show " 

From - Ganesh Rvce  

" I want to marry you" ennuvudakke tamil-nalli enendu heluttare ? Tilisu maaraya .

Nidde inda ebbisi , intaha  sandesha-vannu odidare yaarige taane gaabri aagolla ? Neeve heli ......

Ee "Ganesha"na sahavaasa maadidamele , ivella sarve-saamanya . Irli ......

Idishthu ee "Raaja beedhi" , "Kalla beedhi" galalli nadkondu hogabekaadare , nanna nenapina angalakke baruva vyakthigalu mattu ghatanaavaligalu ......... 

Mundina sanchike-yalli namma prayaanavannu munduvarisona ...... Innu hechhu 'swaarasyakara'vaada ghatanaavaligalu , taraha-vichitra janaru kaayuttiddare !!!! Athi sheegradalli matte nimannu bheti maadtini . Alliyavaregu namma kade inda ondu namaskara  :)

ಭಾಗ-೩ ರಲ್ಲಿ ಮುಂದುವರಿಯುತ್ತದೆ ....... ನಿರೀಕ್ಷಿಸಿ ......... 

ನಾನು ಬಂದೆ ..... ನಾನು ನೋಡಿದೆ ......ನಾನು ಗೆದ್ದೆ - ಭಾಗ-೧ !!!! :)

Namaskara guru !!! Bahala dina aitu nimmannu bheti maadi ...... En samaachaara ? Oota-Tindi chennagi maadta iddira taane . Yaake andre adu jeevanakke bahala importantu . Oh ..... nimannu , namma college suttisuttini anta helidde alwa ? Banni hogona ...... 

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Munduvarisuvudakke munche :

1> Kathege ee title yaake itte annuvudu ivaaga beda ..... Odutta-odutta nimage gottagutte . Aadre ee tiltle idodakke nanage spoorthi neediddu :

a> Neevu "Sharapanjara" cinema nodidre , adaralli namma Kalpana madamu lastnalli huchhi aagi " ನಾನು ಬಂದೆ ..... ನಾನು ನೋಡಿದೆ ......ನಾನು ಗೆದ್ದೆ !!! " anta heltaare . Jeevanadalli omme aadru neevu aa scene nodlebeku !!!   :) 

b> "Veni, Vidi, Vici " which means " I came , I saw , I conquered "  ....... Idu prasiddha Roman dore Julius Caesar avara maatu ........

2> Namma katheyalli kaanisuva  B.S  paatrada bagge eradu maatu nimage modale tilisibiduttene . Ee B.S emba vyakthiyu haasya parignaana ulla , naguve jeevanada dodda nidhi endu nambiruva ,chikka-chikka ghataneyallu paatavannu kaliyuvantaha manobhaavane ulla , halavaaru yuvakara ( R.V. yuvakara ) pratinidhi ashte !!! Illi B.S  , obba college "Survey" maaduvavana taraha , collegina moole-moole suttuttane .Taraha-vichitravaada halavaaru ghtanegalige B.S saakshi aagiruttane . Vibhinna shailiya janarannu bheti maaduttiruttane . Eeta praayashaha pedda aagiddaru ................... Buddhivanta-rodane buddhivanta-rante natisuttane , moorkharondige "moorkha shikhamani"yante , vaachaali-galondige vaachaali yante , 'rasika'rondige rasikanante iruttane .

            Otinalli ivanannu neevu , R.V emba saamraajyavannu varnisalu horatiruva  Hiuen Tsang ( He was a chinese traveller who has described the greatness of Harshavardhana Dynasty in his books .......  )  anta aadru tilkoli , athva  beedi-beedi  tiruguva obba " Vinoda pragne ulla Daasayya " endaadaru tiliyiri . Idu yaavudyu bedavaadre " Operation B.E  , R.V. yalli CID 999  " anta aadru ankoli .  Idu odugara anisike-galige bittadddu . :P

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Ide namma college bus-stopu ........ Alle yeduru-gade kaanisutta ideyalla ,ade "Vijayanagara Saamraajya" !!! Ayyo , gaabri beelbedri . Aa jaagakke antaha hesaru baralu ondu kaarana idde ide . Adakku munche namma hudugara "sabhe"ya vichaaravannu modalu tilisalebeku .
      

         Sabhe endu helida takshana , Pomplet hodisi , adhyaksha-rannu elect maadi , janara gumpu serisi nadeyuva bhaashana-valla . Namma sabhege , nammade aada ondu speciality , nammade aada ondu vibhinnate , tannade aada ondu gourava untu . Ee sabhe kevala maatige seemita aagiruvudilla , badalige idu  bhaavane-gala besuge , vichaara-gala vinimaya , haasyada uttunga , gnaana bhandaara da higguvike .......... Ishte alla swami .......... Tiffin-box gala naduve nadeyuva 'Barter System' , ondu cup coffee athva ondu Samosa kai-yalli iddaga nadeyuva vichaara ghosthi , maidaanadalli nintukondu pareekshaa charche - ivellavu namma sabheya avibhaajya angavaagi horahommide .  Intaha namma sabhege ondu nirdhishta samayavaagali , sthalavaagali , niyama-galaagali illa  . Otinalli heluvudaadare namma sabheyalli .....  Anda , pinda-dinda hididu Brahmaanda-da tanaka sarvavu adagide endare atishayaokthi alla !!!  

           Intaha sabhegalu , avara - avara abhiruchige takkante halavaaru gumpu-galaagi  vingadanegondu ,vividha sthala-galalli ,vibhinna vichaaravannu charchisuttiddaru ........ Nammalli vaimansyavilla , sankuchita manobhaavane illa . Illi vividhathe untu , aadre naavellaru " RVCE CSE  Kutumbakke seriddeve " emba ekate-ya tatva , nammannu berpadisalu biduvudilla . Irli .....
               
              Intaha namma ondu sabheyu "Don" khyaatiya Vaishakh netratvadalle nadeyuvudu , nammalli ondu vaadhike .Eeta  namma sabheya naayakatva-vannu vahisivudu ellarigu ishtave . Eeta namma "Computer Science" department-ge "kalasha praaya" idda haage .Moorthi chikkadaadaru ,keerthi doddadu emba maatige ondu jeevanta udaaharane . Muddu mukhada ee vyakthi ellarigu bahala bega ishtha aaguttane . Hennu makkalu idakke horatalla !!! Don mattu naanu , halavaaru "Mission Accomplish " maadalu college-annu sutuvudu namma abhyaasa . Heege daariyalli halavaaru hennu makkalu , gandu-aiklu , Don annu kuritu  " Did you collect progress report ? " , " Application kottara vaishakh ? " , " Conduct certificate nimage sikta ?" , "Dude , did you see ______ ? " endu maataadisuvudu nammalli sarve saamanya . Pakkadalle nintiruva nannannu nodiyuu nodadante hogtaare !!! Irli parvaagilla . Idu namma Don-na ondu mukha ......... Eetana shouryakke ondu kathe tilisalebeku .
                  
               Kaleda varusha naavu kelavu snehitaru , "Shivagange"  bettakke trek maadalu hogiddevu . Heege betta hattuvaaga daariyalli "Paataala Gange " emba sthala siguttade . Alli  'sooryana kirana've illadantaha , 'andhakaara'dalliruva guhe-yolage paataaladalli , gange ( neeru ) hariyuttalante . Naavellaru obbobbaraagi , guheyolage praveshisidevu . Namma Don sarati-yalli munde hoguttidda . Intaha belakillada guheyolage , akasmaath aagi Don aaya tappi , neerinolage bidde bitta !!! Ayyo devare ....... Nanagantu ( Namma yella snehitarigu ) ondu kshana bhaya-dighbrame-aatanka ......... Kai-kaalu alladalilla ........ Aadre namma Vaishakh eeju(swimming) nalli expert aagiddarinda, kelave kshanadalli eejikondu ,enu aagadavanante mele banda ......... Aatana mobile mattu camera neerinalli nendadannu bittare , devara dayadadinda , aatana abhimaanigala anugradinda , Don safe aagi mele banda ......... Gange-yalli mindu mele banda Vaishakh na mukhadalli  hosa chaitanya-lavalavike kandu banditu . Nanagantu , Don (1978) cinemada ondu dialogue :


" Don Zakhmi hai to kya, phir bi Don hai" , nanna nenapina angalakke bandu haari hoitu !!! Avattininda namma   Don ge siguva gourava ,status, maryaade yellavu hechhaitu .


               Ee "Shooradipathi" ge mattondu havyaasa . Yaaraadaru ondu olle kelasa maadiddare endu aatanige anisidare , takshana avarannu aatana sihiyaada maatininda protsaahisuttane . Appi-tappi naanu enadaru classinalli keliruva prashnege  ondu olle uttara kottare , athva namma "Sabheyalli" olle vaada vannu mandisidare , athva namma hudugara gourava-vannu hechhisuvantaha kelasa maadidare , Don nannannu kuritu " Henge ? Ivella B.S........ " anta heluvudannu mareyuvudilla . Otinalli 


" Don ko pakadna mushkil nahi , namumkin hai " emba maatu namella hudugarigu arivaadantaha vichaara . Irli .....
                      
                    Intaha Don , namma sabheyalli halavaaru "Technical , Social ,Political issues" bagge  maatukathe shuru maaduttane ashte . Aadre en maaduvudu ? Namma  naalige-ge moole (bone) ilwalla swami  !!! Aada kaarana ee maathukathe-galu vividha dhrishtikona-galannu padeyutta , ellello sancharisutta , ello hogi mugiyuttave . Ee maatukathe-ge ondu nirdhishtha daari aagali , guri aagali iruvudilla . Namma ee  tarada maatukathe nodiye , gnaanigalu " Entropy ( Disorderness ) of the Universe is increasing steadily "  emba 'niyama'vannu kanduhidirabahudu endu ommomme nanage anisuttade . Hogli bidi !!!  


                           Namma sabheyalli tegedukonda kelavu pramukhavaada nirdhaaragala bagge maatra nimage tilisuttene :


1> 3-6-9-12  method :  Enu idu ? anta tumbaa yochisbedi ........ Nimma kai gadiyaara-vannu omme nodi . Illi 3 andare " Three O'Clock " , 6 andare " Six O'Clock " , 9 ra artha " Nine O'Clock " , haagene 12 andare " Twelve O'Clock " . Idaralli enide vishesha anta keltira ? Idu namma Don namage tilisikotta ondu hosa 'coding scheme' . Idara ' Decoding Pattern ' tilisidare nimage artha aagutte ......... 


Twelve O'Clock endare  " Munde nodabekendu " , Six O'Clock endare " Hinde nodabekendu " ......... Three O'Clock ennuvudu " right side nodu " endu tilisidare ,  Nine O'Clock embudu " left side nodu " ennuvudannu tilisuttade !!! 


Don avara prakaara ee coding scheme bahala safe mattu secure  ........  Ee Coding Scheme annu Don kandu-hididaru , idannu hechhu upayogisuttiruvudu namma "Sunil Kumar " .  


Sunil bagge savistaaravaagi munde baruva 'Epoisode' galalli tilisuttene. Sadyakke, eeta jeevanada bagge hechhu tale kedisikollada obba 'Cool Guy' endu , IPS officer aaglebeku endu kanasu hottu kondiruva obba vyakthi endu , namma Gang nalli 'Rasikarige' siguva bahumaanadalli yaavaagalu prathama sthaana padeyuva "Purushottma" (!!!) endu tilkolli . 


Sunil heluva ondu  theory : " Macha College nalli  , Chudidar dharisuva Hennu-makkale sundariyaru . Ee jeans pantu-tight T-shirtu haakondu barutwalla , avugalu  ee  chudidar dharisuva "Sundarayarige" yaava reetiyallu competition kodolla ....... Tilko !!!!  "


Ivana ee theory ge nammalli halavaaru "Objections" galu iddaru  ........ Aata tanna "principle" bittilla-biduvudilla ......... 


Ee 3-6-9-12 system nammalli jaari golisidamele nadeda ondu ghatane .........  Omme 


Intaha Sunil : Nodu macha ..... 3 O'Clock nodu ........ Bega nodu ........  " Red Chudi " ....... Adu beauty andre !! Avala kannu nodu macha ....... Aaahaaaaaa .........  Please macha bega !!!  Aa devarige intavalannu srushthi maadidakke 'Thanks' helalebeku ........... Enantiya macha ?


BS : Okay macha control !!! Naanu modale ee time noduvudaralli , swalpa slow....... Dayavittu swalpa baayibittu helappa guruve . Ellidalle anta ?


Sunil : Eeega  7 O'Clock nodu . Bega macha . Avalu horatu hogta iddale . 


BS :   Ayyo hogli bido ......


Sunil : Neenu nodlebeku  ........ Ee kade baa macha ..... Ivaga 9 O'Clock ....... Beda , swalpa ee kade baa ...... Haa ivaaga ,10'Clock nodu  !!!! 


Ishtu heli ivanu 


"
Kangal irandal unn kangal irandal

ennai katti izhuthai izhuthai poodhadhenna
chinna chiripil oru kalla chiripil
ennai thalli vittu thalli vittu mooddi maraithai ......

 "

endu haaduvudakke shuru maadida ...... 

Antu-Intu ee 3-6-9-12 O'Clock galannu "decode" maadi kadegu avalannu nodide . Saaku saakagoitu ........


Nanagantu dina-nitya intaha 3-6-9-12  "Assignment" problems solve maaduvudarinda , naanu time noduvudaralli ittichige bahala fast aagiddene endu anisuttide  !!!   




2>  Namma collegina edurugade halavaaru 'angadi'galive . " Illi sigade iruva padaartha mattellu siguvudella " endu namma Hostel hudugaru nambiddare !!! Tindi-tinisu galinda  hididu  vividha pustakagala tanaka ellavu illi siguttade . Illina "Udupi upahaara" emba shaakaahaari (vegetarian) hotel  mattu  "Dreamland" emba maamsahaari(non-vegetarian) hotel sadaa jana-janguli inda tumbirutte . Illina " Xerox  and Printouts available " endu hesaru haakikondiruva angadigaligantu  bahala  Demandappo-demandu  . Namma hudugaru internals mugida takshana  athva yaarigaadaru "treat" kodisabekandaaga illina "Rolls Corner"ge tada maadade , nuggi biduttare ......... 


Illina kelavu angadigala munde .......  hudugaru mattu " naavu hudugariginta yaavudaralliyu kadime illa" endu nambiruva hennu-makkalu jeevanada yaavude yochane illade , swachhandavaagi , jagattina parignaanavillade  , Cigarette sedutta  suruli aakaradalli hogeyannu bidutta tammade lokadalli mulugiruvudannu neevu kaanabahudu !!!!  Irli ..... 


Aadaru nammantaha Pulichaarinavarige , Sri Lakshmi Juice and Chats Centre  'aapatbhaandhava'naagi parinamiside !!!! Illige namma Sunil regular customer. Aatana prakaara "Butterscotch juice kudiyuvudarinda manushya sundaranaaguttanante " . Haagaagi aata illige avaga-avaga baruttiruttane !!!  :)


Intaha angadigala saalannu , adara vaibhavopethavannu-samriddhiyannu kandu ,"Satvik-Praveen" committee ee angadigala saalige "Vijayanagara Saamraajya" endu naamakarana maadalu soochisidaaga , namma sabheyalli adu "two-thirds majority"yalli angeekritagonditu  ........ Intaha "Vijayanagara Saamrajyadalli" naanu yaake ondu "Iyengar Bakery" ida baaradu emba yochane aagaaaga baruttade !!! Naanu Bakery ittare neevu khanditha barle beku ri !!!  :)


Idhishtu alli nimage kaanisuttiruva "Vijayanagara Saamrajyada" itihaasa putagalannu tiruvi nodidaaga kaanisuva sangathi !!!   


Mundina sanchike-yalli  R.V emba "maayaloka"da olage pravesha maadona  ......... Ee maayalokada olage  nimagaagi , innu hechhu 'swaarasyakara'vaada ghatanaavaligalu  , taraha-vichitra janaru kaayuttiddare !!!! Athi sheegradalli matte nimannu bheti maadtini . Alliyavaregu namma kade inda ondu namaskara  :)

ಭಾಗ-೨ ರಲ್ಲಿ ಮುಂದುವರಿಯುತ್ತದೆ ....... ನಿರೀಕ್ಷಿಸಿ .........














          
                           

              

ಲೈಫು ಇಷ್ಟೇನೆನಾ ?

Martbitra ? Naanu guru nimma bs ......... Howdu ri , naanu R.V college nalle odutta iddini ( odutta iddino ? oodutta iddino ? Devarige gottu guru  !!!  )

Munnudi :

Recently namma "don" khyatiya Vaishakh , nanna hattira heege helida :

Vaishakh : Neenu bidappa , " Pancharangi " picture nodi haalaagi hogidya  ... !!! 

Avnu aa taraha helokke kaarana khanditha ittu swami  !!!

Yograj Bhat avara , " Pancharangi " picture nanna mele eshtu prabhaava beritu andre , deepaavali habbada dina , " paayasa " kudidmele , 'namma' college bagge yochane maadutta iruvaagle , ee saalugalu horahummidavu ......

->R.v. college ge bandu seru ,Seminar labu anta saayi,

Manassige nemmadi ilwe illa ,Lifeu ishtene .

->Hogta barta dabba bussu ,ide namma college bussu,

Namma paadu naayi paadu,Lifeu ishtene .

->Ivru bartaare semester poorthi,attendance pustaka tumbutte barthi,

Ivara bagge kelale bedi,Lifeu Ishtene .

->Mooru dina iddaru raja,neenu maduttiya maja,

Record project madle illa ,Lifeu ishtene .

->Mass Bunking not allowed , aadre it is not followed,

Anything happens in rvce,Lifeu ishtene .

->Movie nodkondu internals gota ,Hudgir nodkondu exam dumki,

Fasttrack nalli clear madko,Lifeu ishtene .

->Kannada bandru matadbedi,English nalle badkondu sayri,

Ide namma college kathe,Lifeu Ishtene...... 

:)

( Taariku : 5/11/2010 )

" Pancharangi " effectu ishtakke nillalilla guru ......... 

Ondu dina , namma maneya 'ootada sabhe' yalli  naanu ee vaadavannu mandiside .....

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Enappa ee 'ootada sabhe' anta nimma manasinalli prashne ?

Howdu guru , namma maneyalli ootada samyakke sariyaagi  tata-ajji , appa-amma , naanu-tamma ellaru "sabhe"ge seriruva taraha seriruttivi.

Namma ee sabheyalli halavaaru vishayagala vaada-prativaadagalu , charche - tarkagalu nadeyuttave .........  'Rajanna'navara 'bedara kanappa' picture inda hididu monne 'upendra' avara 'super' picture tanaka chattingu , namma mane munde iruva "mori"  problem inda hididu deshada stithi-gatigala bagge charche , pakkada maneya 'mangalamma'navara mane inda hididu 'nabi saheb' mane tanaka nadeyuva gossip-gala discussion , devaru-devva gala bagge maatu , sampradaaya-moodanambike gala bagge savaalugalu , carrot halwa inda hididu - haagalakaai ( bitter gourd ) gojjina tanaka recipe gala bagge charche , idara naduve ajji heluva kathe-upakathe-galu ........ Heege halavaaru ...........

]

Intaha ondu 'ootada sabhe' yalli :

bs :  ( Pointing to amma ) Ee jeevanadalli  'nemmadi'ne illa . Bari competition - jealousy , ellardu busy scheduleu , swalpavuu  'swaarasya'villa . Bejaar aagbittide . Lifeu ishtene . Ee jagattu khaali battalina ( bowl ) haage kanisuttide . amma ..... Lifeu ishtene ......

amma : Ahahaha ...... Enu mahaa jeevana kandidyo neenu ?

bs : "

         Punarapi jananam punarapi maranam,

         Punarapi janani jatare shayanam,

         Iha samsaare khalu dusthare,

         Krupayaa pare pahi murare.

       "

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     Translation :

         Again and again one is born,

         And again and again one dies,

         And again and again one sleeps in the mother’s womb,

         Help me to cross,

         This limitless sea of Life,

         Which is uncrossable, my Lord

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     anta aachaaryaru helilve ? Lifeu ishtene .....  :(

appa : Idella helokke munche neenu , "Bhagadvad gita"yannu sariyaagi odi artha madko ....... Ninage uttara sigutte .....

Sari ...... Oota aitu ..... Ee 'lifeu ishtene' theory nanna tale eshtu kedisi bittittu andre ...... Naanu 'Bhagavad gita - Geeta press' pustaka tegede bitte ....... 

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Ee 'Geeta press' book gale haage ..... Bekaagirodu ,Beda-de irodu yella kottiruttare .......

]

Ivaga , yaava adhyaaya (chapter) odbeku ? emba confusion shuru aitu . Naanu nanna standard method upayogiside ....... 

       "      

         Inky pinky ponky

         Daddy had a donkey,

 Donkey died, daddy cried,

 Inky Pinky ponky

"

Adarante , ondu chapter  tegede ...... Odlikke shuru madide ....... Eshtu chennagi odide andre , naanu yaavaaga nidde madidno 'krishna'nige gottu !!!   :)

Irli . Beligge eddu , ee book nanage 'set aagolla' anta vaapas idokke hode ....... Avaaga nanage Ramaswamy Iyengar avara 'Namma Oorina Rasikaru' pustaka kaanisitu .  

Ee pustaka odidamele antu , nanna jeevanada perspective badalaagoitu ....... Nanna halavaaru prashnegalige uttara siktu emba bhaava nannalli mooditu .

"

Lifeu Ishte alla kanda .Jagattu vishaala  ,'Vividhathe'gala tavarooru . Adaralli ekate-yannu kandukolluvudu namma dhyeya . Jagavidu jaana cheluvina taana ,ellellu rasada outhana :-)

" - anta yaaro helida haage nanna ola manassige bhaasavaaitu . 

Haagidre , Y.bhat avara 'lifeu ishtene' emba vaakyadalli lopa unta ?

Khanditha illa ...... 

Udaaharane :

a> Ee jagattanne sutti banda " Ferdinand Magellan " , ee 'Vishwa Ishtene' anta helidre adaralli artha ide ..... Adannu bittu , naanu namma mane terrace mele nintkondu 'Bhoomi Ishtene' anta helidre adu sariyalla  .....  :)

b> Betta hattida vyakthi , shikarada mele nintkondu ' Ee betta ishtene ' anta helakku , naanu bettavannu hattade-ne , kelage nintkondu ' Ee betta ishtene .. Bidu  ' anta helakku aja-gajaantara vyatyaasa ide guru :)

c> Jeevanavanne sariyaagi nodada naanu 'lifeu ishtene' emba tatvavannu paalisuvudaralli arthavilla anta anisitu .

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Swalpa late aagi realise aadru parvagilla bidi ...... 'Better late than never' alwenri ? :)

]

Heege swalpa dina kaledavu  .......

R.V yalli enide swami ? :

a> Kelavu tingala hinde , nanna school friend obba , eshto varusha gala nantara phone madida . 'Naamadheya' jayanth anta , ooru mandya- mysoreu .

jayanth : Namaskara bs ......

bs : Namaskara ..... Yaaru anta gottaglilla ?

jayanth : bs avara school friend jayanth anta obbaru iddru . Gyaapaka idya ?

bs : Oh .... Jayanth .... Hegiddira boss ? Yaava collegeu ? Jeevana hege hogta ide ?

jayanth : 'Lifeu ishtene' kano bs . Eno mysore N.I.E College nalli  computer science engineering course maadta iddini .....

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Nanage takshana nenapige bandiddu chemistry yalli odiruva ' Le- Chatelier's ' principle .....

Naanu ' life ishtene alla ' anta eshtu ankondru ........ 'System tries to counteract the imposed change' .......     

:)

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bs : Olledu .....

jayanth : Nimma kathenu osi helappa .....

bs : Namdu enide ..... ? R.V. College nalli computer science .....

jayanth : Bidu bs ..... Ninna life settle aagoitu anta ankondu bidamma  !!!

bs : yaake ?

jayanth : R.V andre sumne-na .... !!!

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Aaga nanagantu , namma college nalli yaava vishesha-nu kandiralilla  ....... !!!! 

]

bs : Ayyo bidi boss ..... Nimma college hegide ?

jayanth : Hego ide  ..... Aadre nanagantu ibbru ministeru gala parichaya aite . Influence madisbiduva . Lifenalli settle aagokke enu problem illa ...... !!! 

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 Eshtu aaramaagi heltaane nodi guru !!!  Ee 'mandya'davare  heege ..... Bahala neravaagi maataadtaare . Olagondu - Horagondu illa ......

]

Heege namma maathu-kathe-vyathe yella munduvaritu .....

b> Itteechige namma tata-navarannu walking karedu kondu hodaaga , pakkada road nalli obbaru vayassada vyakthi tatana jote maatige nintukondru .

Avaribbara ubhaya-khushalopari aada nantara ,

vyakthi : ( Nanna kade kai torisutta )  'Mommaga'na ?

tata : Howdu ..... Magana maga  ......

vyakthi : Enu odta iddane ?

bs : ( Tata heluvastralli naane helide ) Engineeringu ..... Computer Science ....

vyakthi : Yaav collegeu ?

bs : R.V College ....

vyakthi : Bhesh .... Bhesh .... Bahala olle collegeu ...... Olle collegeu ......

- Hege halavaaru mandi , R.V College  anta helida takshana ....... 'Swargada hesaru' helta iddini eno annuva   taraha expressions kodta iddru  .......

  Nanage swalpavu tiliyutta iralilla ?

Aadre of late , naanu nanna 'lifeu ishtene ...... R.V. ishtene ' theory bittadmele ,Ivru heluttiruvudaralli satya-vide endu , atishayokthi maadutta illavendu gottaitu ........ 

Howdu guru ,

Namma collegnalli neevu vibhinna shailiya janarannu kaanabahudu ....... 

Illi Sri rama na taraha obbale hudugige 'line hodiyuttiruvavarannu' nodabahudu , haagene Sri Krishna na maadariyalli halavaaru lalane-yara jote prema sallapa aaduttiruvavarannu kaanabahudu , ' Chitti - The Robo ' taraha kelavariddare , 'Gandhiji'  taraha sadhu jeevanavannu nadesuttiruvavaru swalpa mandi . 'Vivekananda' rantaha dynamic personality ullavru kelavaru iddare , ' Vidyavaachaspathi'galu halavaru  iddare , 'Moorkha Shikamani ' galu kelavariddaare. " Maatadidare hoitu , Muttu odedare hoitu " endu kelavaru paalisidare , " Maate kanri namma aasthi " emba tatva-vannu palisuttiruvavaru halavaaru jana . 'Paadarasa' ( as active as mercury ) dante kelavaru churukaagiddare , 'Yamme' gala taraha somaari galu iddaare ...... 

Namma collegeina yuvatiyaru ee vividhathege horatalla guru .......

Bage- Bageya vesha-bhooshanagalu ,vanity bagu galu ,vibhinna hair styleu galu , chitra-vichitravaada 'mohaka nagu' , aa 'vaiyaarada nadige' galu , 'saraswathi maateya apara avataara' endu kelavaru sadaa oduva reeti  ...... Ababba ........ Kelavaru 'aa kaalada' kannada-da heroines taraha kandre , kelavaru  ' ee kaalada ' bollywood roopadarshi gala taraha kanisuvaru   :)

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 Gottaitu bidi .....  Nimma manasinalli eega 'sheila'  athva 'munni' ya chitrana bandiruttade anta !!!! 

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Haagene , Namalli vichitra gatanaavaligalu nadeyuttave .......

Ivattu idda timetable naale noduvastralli change , section-section gale change aaguvudu illi sarve-saamaanya. Noraaru hesare gottilada 'fest'ugalu ...... Saaviraaru  quizu-testu galu . 

Ee ' vaividyamaya jagatannu ' varnisuvudakke padagale saalutilla  ........

'Ottare'yaagi heluvudaadare , ee R.V. emba " Kasturi Nivasa " dalli nammadu " Vividhate inda koodida baduku , aadaru adaralli ekateyannu kaanuva sobagu " 

Gottaitu saar ...... Intaha " Kasturi Nivasa "da olage karkondu hogi  anta neev keltira ?

Banni , nanna halavaaru kathegalinda , nimannu idi R.V suttisuttini  ........

Athi sheegradalli matte nimmannu bheti maadtini ........ Allivargu nammakade inda ondu namaskara  :)

Inti  nimma preetiya ,

bsv  :)

(  Ee 'blog'annu R.V. ya  yuvaka-yuvathi yarige arpisuttiddini  .........  :)  )