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Namaskara guru  ....... En samaachaara ? Aaraamaagi iddira taane ? Kathe munduvarisokke munche ondu health tip  ........



   A Lot Can Happen Over A Cup Of Coffee  :)

Kaleda bhaagadalli namma "Hudugara Sabheya vichaara"vannu , "Vijayanagara Saamrajya"vannu vivarisi , R.V emba "saraswathi maateya tavaru mane olage" pravesha maaduvudaralli iddvi . Nimma manadaalada tudita nanagu artha aagutte . Innu hechhu hottu nimannu kaaisuvudilla . Neevu nintiruvudu raajyada prathisthitha college-galalli ondaada R.V ya pravesha dwaara-da munde . Illi bandu vyaasaanga maadbeku ennuvudu saaviraaru vidyarthigala -vidyarthiniyara kanasu aagiruttade . Illi baralu avaru pattiruva shrama , maadiruva prayatna helateeradu .Aadre R.V elarannu tanna madilalli ittu poshane maaduvudilla . Kelave adrushthavantaru ( duradrushthavantaru anta aadru helkoli !!! ) maatra avala ( R.Vya ------ Namalli ee taraha kelavudakke sthree linga balasalu namma vyaakarana shaastra anuvu maadi kottide !!! ) bali baralu arharu aagiruttare .

Kelavara prakaara R.V yalli sthaana siguvudu swargadalli ondu sthalavannu khachita padistante !!! Innu kelavara prakaara idu poorvaajita punya-ve sari !!! Aadare nanna prakaara , idu ondu vaividhyathe inda koodiruva ondu " Maaya Loka " . Illi nadeyuva ghatanegalannu nodidamele antu , idu haaruva porake-galu ( broom ) , maataaduva chaaya chitra-galu , kai galiruva gadiyaara muntaada yakshini vastugalu illade iruva " Hogwarts " irbeku endu nanna manassige kalavomme bhaasa-vaaguttade. Haagene illi iruva vyakthigalannu ( " Dare Devil " Mahadevaswamy avara prakaara - "vyakthi" ginta "vyakthithva" emba pada balake hechhu sookta ante ) nodidaagalantu , idu R.K Narayan avara " Malgudi"ginta enu kadime illa endu anisuttade. Irli .....

Banni olage pravesha maadona . Aadre olage hogokke munche ondu kivi maatu . Illi neevu khushi aagi irbeku andre " aa baddi maga - adhrushtha" nimma jotege irbeku ...... Haagaagi naanantu olle samaya , lagna ,muhurtha nodkonde ," Sumuhurtha savadhana , Sulagna savadhana ...... " anta manasinalli helkondu olage baruttene !!!

Antu intu innenu pravesha maadbeku annuvashtaralli , namage bandu odaguva "apashakuna"  .......

Dwaara paalakaru - "Yaaru .... Yaaru nee yaaru ? Ellinda bande yaava ooru ? Torisu ninna ID cardu ...... Illadiddare hinde tiruge hogu " !!!

Beligge inda sanjevaregu  olage baruvavara  ID card pareekshisuvudu , yaava kadeinda vaahanagalu praveshisabeku , yaava kadeinda manushyayaru (!!!)  olage barabeku endu soochisuvude ivara nitya karma. Eetana whistle inda baruva karkasha shabdha kelida mele antu , bus nalli bandidda olle niddeya alpa-swalpa bhaaga enaadaru ulididdare , adu maayavaagi , sampoorna echharike aaguvudu khanditha . Ivara mukhadalli mandahaasa tumbiruvudannu naanu ommeyu nodiye illa . Sadaa gantu mukha haakikondu iruva ivarannu nodidare , kelavaraadaru vaapas hogbeku emba yochane maadiye teerutaare .

Ittichige I.D card jotege college-na "tag" kooda irabeku emba niyama jaarigolisidamelantu , ee dwaara paalakara rampaatakke elle illadantaagide . Namalli kelavaru ee college tag annu "Naayi beltu" endu , kelavaru "Kanthi haara" endu varnisuttare . Intaha "Naayi Belt"annu tandillade bandavaru , ee "Yama doota"rinda paaragalu maaduva hara-saahasa teera haasyaaspada aagiruttade . Adomme ID card tandilla endu tilida takshana nanna geleya , college-na compound haari olage preveshisiruvudu idakke ondu udaaharane ashte !!!

Antu "Naayi beltu" dharisi olle muhurtha-dalli olage bandiddivi  ....... Pravesha maadida koodale , nimage pramukhavaagi eradu "Raaja beedhi", ondu "Kalla rasthe" kaanisuttade ........ Modalane raaja beedhiyu Electronics vibhagada  kadege daari maadi kottare , eradane raaja beedhiyu "Kakkal Saviruchi"emba hesarina namma canteen kadege hoguttade .Halavara prakaara , aa " Kalla rasthe"yu namma Computer Science vibhaagada kadege ondu "Short Cut" daari ....... Ee "kalla rasthe" emba naamakarana hegaitu anta nimage khaditha tilisalebeku !!

Adakku munche namma Kushwanth Singh alalla  Kushwanth Ram bagge eradu maatu - Eeta namma taragathiyalli iruva VIP ( Very Intelligent Person) galalli obba ...... Ivana aa kale tumbida vadana-vannu nodidre , aa "Vinayaka" devare R.V ya namma C section-nalli (sadyakke) avataara yettirabahudu endu nanage aniside ...... Avana "Bulky Stomach" idakke mattondu saakshi ....... Otinalli ivanannu prati baari nodidaagalu , nanna Samskrutha meshtru haasya shaili-yalli haaduttida ee haadu nenapige baruttade .......

Come o' bulky stomach, o' gaNapati,

You are the son of SivA pArvati ||

Riding on a ratoo, belting a serpentoo,

You have the face of an elephantoo,

Come o' bulky stomach, o' gaNapati,

You are the son of SivA pArvati ||

We offer you modaka payasaA,

You are the steno of vEda vyAsA,

Come o' bulky stomach, o' gaNapati,

You are the son of SivA pArvati ||

Please ensure us vigna vinAshA,

You are the guru of exam'nation passA...

Come o' bulky stomach, o' gaNapati,

You are the son of SivA pArvati ||

Gamanisabekada amshavendare , aa Ganapathi ili ( rat )  annu ishta pattare , namma ee  Ganesha-nige  "Tiger" bahala istha .......  Haagaagi namma hudugaru eetanannu preetiyinda , gouravada soochakavaagi  "Tiger" endu sambodhisuttare !!! 

Intaha "Tiger" namma shaikshanika paddhathi bagge , C.S vibhaagada bagge , pareekshe nadesuva vidhaanada bagge halavaaru baari ( sadaa ) asamaadhaanavannu vyakthapadisuvudannu neevu nodabahudu ..... " I didnt know da , CS would be like thissss ....... My IT  branch was far better " ,  " This question paper is shit da ...... Only theory questions and derivations ...... " ,  " Our education system is totally hopeless !!!  " ........ Heege gonagutta iruttane ..... Otinalli  " I was born intelligent , but education ruined me " emba maatige jeevanta udaaharane . Irli .......

Intaha "Bruhaspathi" yodane nanna modala bheti-yannu , naanu mareyuvantilla  ....... Eeta moorane semster-ge hosadaagi namma taragatige bandaaga , namma hududgaru eetana hesarannu " Kushwanth Singh " endu heliddaru . Moorkha-shikhamani aada naanu adannu nambidde . Antu Sardarji jote oduva bhaagya bantalla endu khushi patte . Heege omme , namma Khushwanth Sardar jote  maatadabeku emba khushi-inda ...... 

B S - Hi  Kushwanth ..... Nice to see you in our class .....

Kushwanth - ( Joraagi 32 hallu kaanisuvante raakshasa nagu-vinondige ) Hi ..... Thanks da ..... 

B.S - ( Aatana South Indian accent keli aascharya aitu ) Kushwanth , your mother tongue ?

Kushwanth - Telugu da ..... 

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Kushwanth Singh gu Telugu yaava sambhandha  ? Namma kade idakke " Saabi gu Gokalaasthami gu enu sambandha ? " emba gaade maatu heluttare  ......

]

B.S - ( Mattomme ) Telugu  ? 

Kushwanth -  Yea ......

B.S - But your native is Punjab right ? 

Kushwanth - ( Mattomme ee  "Tiger" na 32 hallu kaanuva darshana bhaagya nanage bandu odagitu !!! ) No da .... Andhra Pradesh . I can speak Kannada also ..... 

B.S - Your full name is " Kushwanth Singh " right ?

Kushwanth - Who told da ?  My name is Kushwanth ..... Kushwanth Ram endu 007 shaili-yalli helida ......

Nanna moorkha-tanakke tale baggisi , nagutta allinda  horabande ....... :) Irli .

Intaha " Kushwanth Singh alalla Kushwanth Ram" ge ondu vichitra abhyaasa . Aata mele helida "Short Cut" balasade, ooru suttikondu Department ge baruttane . Ee vichitra-vaada abhyaasa-vannu nodi bahala aascharyavaitu . Eetana bali idara bagge kelalebeku endu nirdharisi .......

B.S - Enayya  kushwanth ,  ee "Short Cut " balasade , yaake ooru suttikondu department ge bartiya ......  Sanje eno time irutte parvaagilla , aadre beligge late aadru saha , yaake ooru suttikondu baruva abhyaasa ?

Kushwanth - ( Mattomme tanna 32 hallu torisi ..... )  Nothing da ..... Haage bandare nanna IT friends meet maadtini . Moreover , nanage " 'Raaja beedhi'-yalli baruva abhyaasane horatu , 'Kalla rasthe' yalli alla  " .

Heege  "Kalla Rasthe" emba naamakarana namma " Kushwanth Singh sorry Kushwanth Ram " avarinda saangavaagi nereveritu .......  :)

Beligge ee mukhya-dwaara da bali , vaarakke kanishtha  mooru baari aadaru " Mangalore Express " Ganesha nannu bheti maadiye teeruttene . Adeno kaakataali -yavo (coincidence) nanage tiliyadu . Naanu college-ge baruva samaya , aata baruva samaya hechhu kadime onde aagiruttade . Navellaru aatanodane , preetiyinda " Enta maaraya Ganesh ? " endu heluvudarinda namma maatu kathe-yannu prarambhisutteve . Aata maataaduva vega " Mangalore Express " train vega-kkinta enu kadime illa anta helidare atishayokthi aagalaaradu !!

Naanu 5-6 vaakyadashthu samaachaara-vannu tilisuvastharalli , aata summaru 20 vaakyadashthu maataadiruttane . Ababba ..... 

Aadre ondu antu satya . Ee " Mangalore Express " jote maatukathe shuru maadida melantu , nanna "Grasping" mattu "Listening" skills galu bahalasthu sudhaariside . Irli ....

Intaha Ganesha "Tulu" bhaasheya forward-galannu avaga-avaga kaluhisi nanage gaabri hattisuttane . 

Omme , naanu college-inda manege bandu sustaagi malagidde , olle nidde baruva taraha mamparu hatittu. Aadare nanna mobile-nalli , "Message Tone " annu "Beap Once" badalige , " Standard " ge ittide . Bantu nodi ondu sandesha !!! Adara jotege aa karkasha shabdha bere ......   Echhara aagoitu .

"One message received " 

" Show " 

From - Ganesh Rvce  

" I want to marry you" ennuvudakke tamil-nalli enendu heluttare ? Tilisu maaraya .

Nidde inda ebbisi , intaha  sandesha-vannu odidare yaarige taane gaabri aagolla ? Neeve heli ......

Ee "Ganesha"na sahavaasa maadidamele , ivella sarve-saamanya . Irli ......

Idishthu ee "Raaja beedhi" , "Kalla beedhi" galalli nadkondu hogabekaadare , nanna nenapina angalakke baruva vyakthigalu mattu ghatanaavaligalu ......... 

Mundina sanchike-yalli namma prayaanavannu munduvarisona ...... Innu hechhu 'swaarasyakara'vaada ghatanaavaligalu , taraha-vichitra janaru kaayuttiddare !!!! Athi sheegradalli matte nimannu bheti maadtini . Alliyavaregu namma kade inda ondu namaskara  :)

ಭಾಗ-೩ ರಲ್ಲಿ ಮುಂದುವರಿಯುತ್ತದೆ ....... ನಿರೀಕ್ಷಿಸಿ .........