Thursday, 14 April 2011

ನಾನು ಬಂದೆ ..... ನಾನು ನೋಡಿದೆ ......ನಾನು ಗೆದ್ದೆ - ಭಾಗ-೧ !!!! :)

Namaskara guru !!! Bahala dina aitu nimmannu bheti maadi ...... En samaachaara ? Oota-Tindi chennagi maadta iddira taane . Yaake andre adu jeevanakke bahala importantu . Oh ..... nimannu , namma college suttisuttini anta helidde alwa ? Banni hogona ...... 

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Munduvarisuvudakke munche :

1> Kathege ee title yaake itte annuvudu ivaaga beda ..... Odutta-odutta nimage gottagutte . Aadre ee tiltle idodakke nanage spoorthi neediddu :

a> Neevu "Sharapanjara" cinema nodidre , adaralli namma Kalpana madamu lastnalli huchhi aagi " ನಾನು ಬಂದೆ ..... ನಾನು ನೋಡಿದೆ ......ನಾನು ಗೆದ್ದೆ !!! " anta heltaare . Jeevanadalli omme aadru neevu aa scene nodlebeku !!!   :) 

b> "Veni, Vidi, Vici " which means " I came , I saw , I conquered "  ....... Idu prasiddha Roman dore Julius Caesar avara maatu ........

2> Namma katheyalli kaanisuva  B.S  paatrada bagge eradu maatu nimage modale tilisibiduttene . Ee B.S emba vyakthiyu haasya parignaana ulla , naguve jeevanada dodda nidhi endu nambiruva ,chikka-chikka ghataneyallu paatavannu kaliyuvantaha manobhaavane ulla , halavaaru yuvakara ( R.V. yuvakara ) pratinidhi ashte !!! Illi B.S  , obba college "Survey" maaduvavana taraha , collegina moole-moole suttuttane .Taraha-vichitravaada halavaaru ghtanegalige B.S saakshi aagiruttane . Vibhinna shailiya janarannu bheti maaduttiruttane . Eeta praayashaha pedda aagiddaru ................... Buddhivanta-rodane buddhivanta-rante natisuttane , moorkharondige "moorkha shikhamani"yante , vaachaali-galondige vaachaali yante , 'rasika'rondige rasikanante iruttane .
            Otinalli ivanannu neevu , R.V emba saamraajyavannu varnisalu horatiruva  Hiuen Tsang ( He was a chinese traveller who has described the greatness of Harshavardhana Dynasty in his books .......  )  anta aadru tilkoli , athva  beedi-beedi  tiruguva obba " Vinoda pragne ulla Daasayya " endaadaru tiliyiri . Idu yaavudyu bedavaadre " Operation B.E  , R.V. yalli CID 999  " anta aadru ankoli .  Idu odugara anisike-galige bittadddu . :P

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Ide namma college bus-stopu ........ Alle yeduru-gade kaanisutta ideyalla ,ade "Vijayanagara Saamraajya" !!! Ayyo , gaabri beelbedri . Aa jaagakke antaha hesaru baralu ondu kaarana idde ide . Adakku munche namma hudugara "sabhe"ya vichaaravannu modalu tilisalebeku .
      
         Sabhe endu helida takshana , Pomplet hodisi , adhyaksha-rannu elect maadi , janara gumpu serisi nadeyuva bhaashana-valla . Namma sabhege , nammade aada ondu speciality , nammade aada ondu vibhinnate , tannade aada ondu gourava untu . Ee sabhe kevala maatige seemita aagiruvudilla , badalige idu  bhaavane-gala besuge , vichaara-gala vinimaya , haasyada uttunga , gnaana bhandaara da higguvike .......... Ishte alla swami .......... Tiffin-box gala naduve nadeyuva 'Barter System' , ondu cup coffee athva ondu Samosa kai-yalli iddaga nadeyuva vichaara ghosthi , maidaanadalli nintukondu pareekshaa charche - ivellavu namma sabheya avibhaajya angavaagi horahommide .  Intaha namma sabhege ondu nirdhishta samayavaagali , sthalavaagali , niyama-galaagali illa  . Otinalli heluvudaadare namma sabheyalli .....  Anda , pinda-dinda hididu Brahmaanda-da tanaka sarvavu adagide endare atishayaokthi alla !!!  

           Intaha sabhegalu , avara - avara abhiruchige takkante halavaaru gumpu-galaagi  vingadanegondu ,vividha sthala-galalli ,vibhinna vichaaravannu charchisuttiddaru ........ Nammalli vaimansyavilla , sankuchita manobhaavane illa . Illi vividhathe untu , aadre naavellaru " RVCE CSE  Kutumbakke seriddeve " emba ekate-ya tatva , nammannu berpadisalu biduvudilla . Irli .....
               
              Intaha namma ondu sabheyu "Don" khyaatiya Vaishakh netratvadalle nadeyuvudu , nammalli ondu vaadhike .Eeta  namma sabheya naayakatva-vannu vahisivudu ellarigu ishtave . Eeta namma "Computer Science" department-ge "kalasha praaya" idda haage .Moorthi chikkadaadaru ,keerthi doddadu emba maatige ondu jeevanta udaaharane . Muddu mukhada ee vyakthi ellarigu bahala bega ishtha aaguttane . Hennu makkalu idakke horatalla !!! Don mattu naanu , halavaaru "Mission Accomplish " maadalu college-annu sutuvudu namma abhyaasa . Heege daariyalli halavaaru hennu makkalu , gandu-aiklu , Don annu kuritu  " Did you collect progress report ? " , " Application kottara vaishakh ? " , " Conduct certificate nimage sikta ?" , "Dude , did you see ______ ? " endu maataadisuvudu nammalli sarve saamanya . Pakkadalle nintiruva nannannu nodiyuu nodadante hogtaare !!! Irli parvaagilla . Idu namma Don-na ondu mukha ......... Eetana shouryakke ondu kathe tilisalebeku .
                  
               Kaleda varusha naavu kelavu snehitaru , "Shivagange"  bettakke trek maadalu hogiddevu . Heege betta hattuvaaga daariyalli "Paataala Gange " emba sthala siguttade . Alli  'sooryana kirana've illadantaha , 'andhakaara'dalliruva guhe-yolage paataaladalli , gange ( neeru ) hariyuttalante . Naavellaru obbobbaraagi , guheyolage praveshisidevu . Namma Don sarati-yalli munde hoguttidda . Intaha belakillada guheyolage , akasmaath aagi Don aaya tappi , neerinolage bidde bitta !!! Ayyo devare ....... Nanagantu ( Namma yella snehitarigu ) ondu kshana bhaya-dighbrame-aatanka ......... Kai-kaalu alladalilla ........ Aadre namma Vaishakh eeju(swimming) nalli expert aagiddarinda, kelave kshanadalli eejikondu ,enu aagadavanante mele banda ......... Aatana mobile mattu camera neerinalli nendadannu bittare , devara dayadadinda , aatana abhimaanigala anugradinda , Don safe aagi mele banda ......... Gange-yalli mindu mele banda Vaishakh na mukhadalli  hosa chaitanya-lavalavike kandu banditu . Nanagantu , Don (1978) cinemada ondu dialogue :


" Don Zakhmi hai to kya, phir bi Don hai" , nanna nenapina angalakke bandu haari hoitu !!! Avattininda namma   Don ge siguva gourava ,status, maryaade yellavu hechhaitu .


               Ee "Shooradipathi" ge mattondu havyaasa . Yaaraadaru ondu olle kelasa maadiddare endu aatanige anisidare , takshana avarannu aatana sihiyaada maatininda protsaahisuttane . Appi-tappi naanu enadaru classinalli keliruva prashnege  ondu olle uttara kottare , athva namma "Sabheyalli" olle vaada vannu mandisidare , athva namma hudugara gourava-vannu hechhisuvantaha kelasa maadidare , Don nannannu kuritu " Henge ? Ivella B.S........ " anta heluvudannu mareyuvudilla . Otinalli 


" Don ko pakadna mushkil nahi , namumkin hai " emba maatu namella hudugarigu arivaadantaha vichaara . Irli .....
                      
                    Intaha Don , namma sabheyalli halavaaru "Technical , Social ,Political issues" bagge  maatukathe shuru maaduttane ashte . Aadre en maaduvudu ? Namma  naalige-ge moole (bone) ilwalla swami  !!! Aada kaarana ee maathukathe-galu vividha dhrishtikona-galannu padeyutta , ellello sancharisutta , ello hogi mugiyuttave . Ee maatukathe-ge ondu nirdhishtha daari aagali , guri aagali iruvudilla . Namma ee  tarada maatukathe nodiye , gnaanigalu " Entropy ( Disorderness ) of the Universe is increasing steadily "  emba 'niyama'vannu kanduhidirabahudu endu ommomme nanage anisuttade . Hogli bidi !!!  


                           Namma sabheyalli tegedukonda kelavu pramukhavaada nirdhaaragala bagge maatra nimage tilisuttene :


1> 3-6-9-12  method :  Enu idu ? anta tumbaa yochisbedi ........ Nimma kai gadiyaara-vannu omme nodi . Illi 3 andare " Three O'Clock " , 6 andare " Six O'Clock " , 9 ra artha " Nine O'Clock " , haagene 12 andare " Twelve O'Clock " . Idaralli enide vishesha anta keltira ? Idu namma Don namage tilisikotta ondu hosa 'coding scheme' . Idara ' Decoding Pattern ' tilisidare nimage artha aagutte ......... 


Twelve O'Clock endare  " Munde nodabekendu " , Six O'Clock endare " Hinde nodabekendu " ......... Three O'Clock ennuvudu " right side nodu " endu tilisidare ,  Nine O'Clock embudu " left side nodu " ennuvudannu tilisuttade !!! 


Don avara prakaara ee coding scheme bahala safe mattu secure  ........  Ee Coding Scheme annu Don kandu-hididaru , idannu hechhu upayogisuttiruvudu namma "Sunil Kumar " .  


Sunil bagge savistaaravaagi munde baruva 'Epoisode' galalli tilisuttene. Sadyakke, eeta jeevanada bagge hechhu tale kedisikollada obba 'Cool Guy' endu , IPS officer aaglebeku endu kanasu hottu kondiruva obba vyakthi endu , namma Gang nalli 'Rasikarige' siguva bahumaanadalli yaavaagalu prathama sthaana padeyuva "Purushottma" (!!!) endu tilkolli . 


Sunil heluva ondu  theory : " Macha College nalli  , Chudidar dharisuva Hennu-makkale sundariyaru . Ee jeans pantu-tight T-shirtu haakondu barutwalla , avugalu  ee  chudidar dharisuva "Sundarayarige" yaava reetiyallu competition kodolla ....... Tilko !!!!  "


Ivana ee theory ge nammalli halavaaru "Objections" galu iddaru  ........ Aata tanna "principle" bittilla-biduvudilla ......... 


Ee 3-6-9-12 system nammalli jaari golisidamele nadeda ondu ghatane .........  Omme 


Intaha Sunil : Nodu macha ..... 3 O'Clock nodu ........ Bega nodu ........  " Red Chudi " ....... Adu beauty andre !! Avala kannu nodu macha ....... Aaahaaaaaa .........  Please macha bega !!!  Aa devarige intavalannu srushthi maadidakke 'Thanks' helalebeku ........... Enantiya macha ?


BS : Okay macha control !!! Naanu modale ee time noduvudaralli , swalpa slow....... Dayavittu swalpa baayibittu helappa guruve . Ellidalle anta ?


Sunil : Eeega  7 O'Clock nodu . Bega macha . Avalu horatu hogta iddale . 


BS :   Ayyo hogli bido ......


Sunil : Neenu nodlebeku  ........ Ee kade baa macha ..... Ivaga 9 O'Clock ....... Beda , swalpa ee kade baa ...... Haa ivaaga ,10'Clock nodu  !!!! 


Ishtu heli ivanu 


"
Kangal irandal unn kangal irandal
ennai katti izhuthai izhuthai poodhadhenna
chinna chiripil oru kalla chiripil
ennai thalli vittu thalli vittu mooddi maraithai ......
 "
endu haaduvudakke shuru maadida ...... 



Antu-Intu ee 3-6-9-12 O'Clock galannu "decode" maadi kadegu avalannu nodide . Saaku saakagoitu ........


Nanagantu dina-nitya intaha 3-6-9-12  "Assignment" problems solve maaduvudarinda , naanu time noduvudaralli ittichige bahala fast aagiddene endu anisuttide  !!!   




2>  Namma collegina edurugade halavaaru 'angadi'galive . " Illi sigade iruva padaartha mattellu siguvudella " endu namma Hostel hudugaru nambiddare !!! Tindi-tinisu galinda  hididu  vividha pustakagala tanaka ellavu illi siguttade . Illina "Udupi upahaara" emba shaakaahaari (vegetarian) hotel  mattu  "Dreamland" emba maamsahaari(non-vegetarian) hotel sadaa jana-janguli inda tumbirutte . Illina " Xerox  and Printouts available " endu hesaru haakikondiruva angadigaligantu  bahala  Demandappo-demandu  . Namma hudugaru internals mugida takshana  athva yaarigaadaru "treat" kodisabekandaaga illina "Rolls Corner"ge tada maadade , nuggi biduttare ......... 


Illina kelavu angadigala munde .......  hudugaru mattu " naavu hudugariginta yaavudaralliyu kadime illa" endu nambiruva hennu-makkalu jeevanada yaavude yochane illade , swachhandavaagi , jagattina parignaanavillade  , Cigarette sedutta  suruli aakaradalli hogeyannu bidutta tammade lokadalli mulugiruvudannu neevu kaanabahudu !!!!  Irli ..... 


Aadaru nammantaha Pulichaarinavarige , Sri Lakshmi Juice and Chats Centre  'aapatbhaandhava'naagi parinamiside !!!! Illige namma Sunil regular customer. Aatana prakaara "Butterscotch juice kudiyuvudarinda manushya sundaranaaguttanante " . Haagaagi aata illige avaga-avaga baruttiruttane !!!  :)


Intaha angadigala saalannu , adara vaibhavopethavannu-samriddhiyannu kandu ,"Satvik-Praveen" committee ee angadigala saalige "Vijayanagara Saamraajya" endu naamakarana maadalu soochisidaaga , namma sabheyalli adu "two-thirds majority"yalli angeekritagonditu  ........ Intaha "Vijayanagara Saamrajyadalli" naanu yaake ondu "Iyengar Bakery" ida baaradu emba yochane aagaaaga baruttade !!! Naanu Bakery ittare neevu khanditha barle beku ri !!!  :)


Idhishtu alli nimage kaanisuttiruva "Vijayanagara Saamrajyada" itihaasa putagalannu tiruvi nodidaaga kaanisuva sangathi !!!   


Mundina sanchike-yalli  R.V emba "maayaloka"da olage pravesha maadona  ......... Ee maayalokada olage  nimagaagi , innu hechhu 'swaarasyakara'vaada ghatanaavaligalu  , taraha-vichitra janaru kaayuttiddare !!!! Athi sheegradalli matte nimannu bheti maadtini . Alliyavaregu namma kade inda ondu namaskara  :)











ಭಾಗ-೨ ರಲ್ಲಿ ಮುಂದುವರಿಯುತ್ತದೆ ....... ನಿರೀಕ್ಷಿಸಿ .........














          
                           

              



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